Would You Care For Some Andy LaRoche?

Sluggishness is the norm. I should’ve been over an hour into my workout by now, or at least I should be writing something marketable, but instead, I got Huckleberry Hound on and I’m writing this. I’ve found that when you’re broke, you’re sluggish, stupid, unreliable, irresponsible, desperate, needy and negative. When you have money, you’re energetic, brilliant, honest to a fault, reliable, responsible, generous, helpful and positive. I hope one day to once again possess some of the latter qualities. If I ever get paid. Speaking of wealth, let's talk about the Dodgers wealth of runs at Coors Field last night. An aberration limited to the mile high air, of course, but you have to marvel at James Loney's aptitude for driving in runs in that ballpark as well as marvel at the continuous ineptitude of their 36 million dollar man, Andruw Jones. Only 3 strikeouts against really poor pitching in a hitters ballpark. At least he got his one hit to raise his average.

The Blue's oddyssey in the House of Horrors that is Coors Field continues tonight with the return of prospect Clayton Kershaw going up against the resurgent Ubaldo Jiminez. That’s right. His name is “Ubaldo.” Here's hoping he's got a good head of hair. Not a great venue to build up Kershaw’s confidence going into his second big league stint. Like all games from here on in, while tied for first and still below .500, it’s a must win. At least in my opinion. Since Kemp resumed hitting the ball, may be time to move him back into the middle of the order and let Ethier or Nomar lead off. (Can't believe I said that)

So, they’re showcasing Andy LaRoche by playing him every game this series. Interesting. Wonder if they’re taking my advice on attempting a deal for Atkins or if they’re showcasing him to advance scouts from other clubs who’ve come to Denver. We’ll see.

If my tone in these blogs is going to change, the Dodgers have to get over .500 and they have to make a move indicating they want to win this thing. (See past blogs) By the way, if anyone's actually reading these things, please feel free to write a comment or two. Lets me know I'm not alone in here. I’m going to the gym. Ned Colletti, you have 9 days.