A Break at the Break

The dismalness, the dismality, the dismalaciousness and the dismaltacity of this awful Dodgers season has now mercifully passed the halfway mark and things are looking dismal, but they could also be looking up. Here are nine reasons why:

1) Bud Selig is working hard to oust the Bad man and get a new owner for the Dodgers. The bankruptcy will likely backfire on McCourt and we'll eventually be rid of him.
2) The Dodgers entered the All-Star break with 4 straight wins, first time all season they've had a winning streak of more than 3 games.
3) Clayton Kershaw appears to be coming into his own as one of the best in the game.
4) Matt Kemp is having an MVP type year.
5) Marcus Thames has been designated for assignment.
6) Kemp, Ethier and Kershaw each acquitted themselves rather well in the All-Star Game last night.
7) Vin Scully is still in the booth.
8) Rookie pitchers Rubbe De la Rosa and Javy Guerra have shown promise.
9) With his two on Sunday, Andre Ethier now has 9 home runs.

Now, here are 13 reasons why things are looking horrible:
1) At least for now, Frank McCourt still owns the team.
2) The Dodgers entered the All-Star game 10 games below .500 and 162 games out of first place.
3) The Dodgers have acquired ex-Angel, Juan Rivera to play left field.
4) In light of the team's financial struggles, Kemp and Ethier could easily leave for better climes.
5) James Loney is still their first baseman.
6) More than likely, the Dodgers will be sellers instead of buyers at the trade deadline. Say adios to Furcal, Kuroda, Maybe even Jamey Carroll or Aaron Miles (and, hopefully, Juan Uribe.)
7) Vin Scully is in his 80's and may not be in the booth much longer.
8) Charley Steiner isn't in his 80's and may be in the booth much longer.
9) Ted Lily is still in the rotation
10) There still is no closer.
11) Don Mattingly, in spite of the hand he's been dealt, still seems in overwhelmed and under competent.
12) Rick Honeycutt is the pitching coach.
13) With his two on Sunday, Andre Ethier now has 9 home runs

Enjoy the rest of the season and remember to boycott the ballpark until the bad man leaves. Join Boycott the Dodgers Til the Bad Man Leaves on Facebook!

An Open Letter To Frank McCourt:

An Open Letter to Frank McCourt:

Dear, Mr. McCourt,

We don't think you quite understand the scope of the situation, so we simply want to clarify. We understand that you think Commissioner Selig is treating you differently than other owners who've had financial trouble and that you feel he has it in for you and wants a new owner for the Dodgers no matter what. This is all true. That's because Mr. Selig realizes the kind of owner and the kind of man you are and he doesn't like you. He feels you're bad for the Dodgers and bad for baseball. We, the fans of the Los Angeles Dodgers, agree, (as evidenced by our turnout or lack thereof at the Ravine this season.) It isn't us, it's you. We don't like you, Mr. McCourt. In fact, we hate you. I doubt there is ONE Dodger fan in LA who's support you have. It's not just the divorce, but the revelation that you are a selfish, greedy, awful person. What Mr. Selig is doing is tantamount to a commando raid intended to free hostages. You've kidnapped our beloved team. The Dodgers - one of the elements that makes us Angelinos - is being held for ransom by you. As long as you own the Dodgers, no matter what deal you may try to make, we won't show up. It's over. We want you to sell the Dodgers, Mr. McCourt. We want you to sell the parking lot. We want you to leave town. We don't want to see you driving or walking down the street. I'm not sure how much clearer the message needs to be.

Sincerely,
The Loyal Fans of the Los Angeles Dodgers National League Baseball Club